Apologies to the kitties...
See, my daughter filled the stand one evening and mentioned that the water level drops quite rapidly as you fill it. I waved it off, figuring there was just something blocking the particular area she was pouring it into and it was just soaking it up more slowly.
So then I do the filling the next morning and, uh, wow, I put about 2 quarts of water...into a stand that might hold 1 quart at a time. And I don't think the tree had a straw going to suck it up as I poured.
I stuck my fingers under the edge of the stand. CRAP! The carpet underneath is soaked.
Soooo....have you ever tried to replace the Christmas tree stand of a fully decorated and NAILED TO THE WALL tree?? Not as easy as it sounds. And the tree stand? How did my husband not notice when he attached the tree (in broad daylight outside!) that the water reservoir is cracked halfway down???
Hopefully the carpet will dry quickly. The raggy towel underneath the new stand to soak up the old water lends an impoverished look to the whole bedraggled ensemble. And now the tree's not losing ANY water out of the stand, which probably means it already sealed up its stalk and will be dead by the end of the week, leaving us with a 6-foot fire hazard in our living room.
My kids are never surprised when I take down the Christmas tree by noon on Christmas day. Christmas night ends up being the first good sleep I get since the moment the tree goes up.
When do the artificial trees go on sale? I"m thinking that plan sounds better and better. I'll just clean with Pine-Sol for that fresh chemically-treated tree scent to make up for the lack of the fresh tree scent.
Shannon




5 Comments:
At 4:45 AM,
Maia Caron said…
My cat drinks only from the garden's watering can or anything other water source but her dish. Felines! They can be blamed for just about anything. I caved last Christmas and bought an artificial tree because I hate seeing dead tree bodies everywhere in January. The tree doesn't look all that bad if I burden it with lots of decorations. Doesn't have the smell though. I spritz the place down with water that's been mixed with pine or cypress essential oil in it for the Christmasy smell. Does the trick.
At 6:33 AM,
TJBrown said…
ROFL! That is too funny. Well, not funny, I bet it was a PIA. But the thought of pouring water into the never filled tree stand is funny.
Hee
Teri
At 11:51 AM,
Brandy said…
My cats like to drink the water out of the stand as well. Sorry to hear about the sopping carpet, but at least you know now, before you were electrocuted!
At 4:17 PM,
Eileen said…
Please know that my laughing isn't at you it is with you. Honest.
At 10:01 AM,
lacey kaye said…
Are you kidding? That makes a hilarious blog tri-larious!
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